Best Improvised Weapon
We've all been there. You're just sitting around minding your own business and suddenly TERRORISTS invade. Unfortunately, you forgot to arm yourself to the teeth with conventional weapons like...
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Gotta go with the Chainsaw on this one. I could even make trees part of my arsenal. HUZZAH. Greatest poll ever, by the way.
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I forgot to put dual sickles in this. That would be pretty awesome. And a chainsaw is good if the zombies/werewolves/insane cultists don't spread their virus/curse/insanity via their blood. And you...
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This isn't HIV--their blood shouldn't do shit to me. Also, why do they have blood?
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I don't know, maybe its caused by voodoo so it shouldn't matter then. Voodoo (or Voudou for the politically correct) is responsible for all kinds of crap, like taxes and death.
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Hmm...will there be zombie sex? This is an issue we must address.
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It's that kind of freaky cannibal sex made famous by the internet and serial killers.
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That makes no sense whatsoever, but sounds pretty damaging. I salute you!
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I wish my garage had all the shit is this one. Dual hatchets are the win. Seriously, how can you go wrong with two weapons?
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Supposedly in real life two guns are actually extremely hard to use at one time, you're much better off just having two guns and using one until it runs out of ammo and then switching to the other....
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I think that using low caliber pistols would be the only efficient firearm to use two handed. As awesome as Roland is with his revolvers I doubt many living humans could handily dual wield 50 cal...
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Roland is barely human, he's a post-apocalyptic dimension-hopping cowboy knight, and he also shoots with his heart and never forgets the face of his father. He's so badass that he could one-up...
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http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/List_of_weapons_that_don%27t_exist,_but_should
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Oh, yeah, I remember this. Was this the page with the crossbow that shoots guns that shoots chainsaws?
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